The HOW Conference kicks into gear today and Jerry and Brian French are both there with the latest promotions. For this very occasion– and to introduce Brian French* to the HOW crowd– we're introducing the stylish French Paper Specs:
Since
1871 we’ve been the coolest paper mill in America (all our papers are
made with 100% hydropower, and have been since 1922). Now we’re one of
the last great family mills in the game and the good news is every day
we’re dropping more fresh new lines than Kanye, and our colors are
richer than Fitty.
*These specs are a muscletone recreation of actual glasses worn by Brian in his college party days (last year).